Novelas... aka continuation of previous post

AS if my so called romantic life isn't a lot like a Spanish soap opera already, this is where shit gets interesting! Oh I know you guys are like sitting on the edge of your seats right now! Anticipation is killing you huh? Well keep your shirt on, breathe easy, and er... this might get a bit uncomfortable. Due to said uncomfortable situation, I will try my very best to add some comic relief here and there!


Hokay so, (GTFO if you don't know where that's from!!!) I know what you're thinking... he's the other kid's twin, how can he be any different? Well let's just say J was the runt of the litter, the one mom babied, dad picked on and hence his social awkwardness. G was at least a little more outgoing, obviously the trophy child, was born first, and was a lot more mature (difficult to believe eh?) I was like let's give this kid a chance, he's pretty funny, and kinda cute in his ACU's (Darn, I'm such a sucker for uniforms... they're like bug zappers to me.) We hit it off, he wasn't as pushy as his twin, actually he was a lot more suave (for those of you who know him, and are probably thinking "gag!" just bear with me here, lol!) We hung out, along with Bug and her family, since Bug sorta became my bestiee... even though she's effing nuts! He wanted to play football, and was being all cute with Bug's niece. Awesome with kids, sawheet! He would also invite Buggy and I to his dorm to play Rockband, or just sorta hang out. Then turned into hanging out every day, texting non stop, and one thing lead to another, and we started dating. Actually the kid asked my parents if it was okay to date me. Cute RIGHT?! My parents approved, well my dad threatened to eat him if he ever did anything to hurt me (wait... can I still cash this one in?) and then he approved. I'm a sucker for romanticalness like that.


So like that, we started dating and in the process I broke a couple of friendships. I was kind of a jerk about it too, sorry guys! I should've been a little more gracious to my friends who in all fairness where there first. I sort of jumped the gun on this one. Bug was, ehh not sure of jealous because she thought he was flirting with her first, or mad because she lost her partner in crime and I made her the third wheel. Sorry Buggy :( Slowly, she began scolding us about hanging out in my room with the door closed...I'm sorry but at 21 years old, I kind of know how stuff works and uhh I'm not a skank! I just wanted some privacy in the comfort of my own room... geez! And then we just started full on fighting about the whole situation. She was super pissed! She even told Captain M that we were dating and since I was not into ROTC anyways, I quit... so ha! In your face Bug! So we started to drift apart Bug, and I.


Anyways, almost a month later Semi, who was also my friend at the time started dating the other twin, remember J? I think this was supposed to make me feel jealous... uhhh riiigghht... it was more like really awkward and kinda gross to look at, and then somewhere along the lines someone came up with the bright idea that we do double dates... all the time! No!!! So we were forced, and by we I mean me, to socialize daily with the whole group. And somewhere in there my roommate D found out she was pregnant, and her boyfriend moved in to our on campus apartment... Oy... headache galore. Talk about losing your identity in a relationship. So on a daily basis we hung out as much as possible, except on weekends when i insisted I had to go home. I'm a homebody, I missed my parents and siblings and pets. Anyways, I don't know if it's because I'm angry at him that this feels like the most boring part of the whole story, but I once again feel like I am droning on.


Here's a summary of our 1 year 1 month and 4 days "together"as a couple: I think he came to my apartment almost every day, he slept over like twice, and I would cook for everyone and make a jolly good time for us all. Then right before winter break came, we went to build a bear and he got me my army bear, two days later stupid Josh took stupid Sarah to build a bear and he got her one... how original! NOT! So basically everything Gabe and I did, so did tweedle dee and tweedle dum. Fucking spectacular, a competition.


Okay let's retrace a little here... I am competitive as fuck. I have to win at everything, it's my dad's fault he raised us to be the best of the best. I was in the Varsity Softball team as a sophomore. I am fucking awesome at just about everything I do, and I'm super cute.  ^_^ Welcome to the world of conceited me...


Back to the story... Sarah is so not any of the things I am. I don't mean to be mean (actually at this point I don't fucking care) but bitch is busted. She's so manly looking and huge. Now I am very aware of me not being a size 5 either, but I mean the girl wore huge shoes, had huge banana hands, and a huge face. And her thick ass eyebrows bothered the fuck out of me! She's manly as fuck. And her "sexy feature" according to herself... her boobs. Okay try not to loose your lunch here but she had size G boobs. As is Good-lord-get-a-reduction-immediately!!! Okay I'm done puking here... anyways there is no fucking competition here. I am not just cute but know how to style my hair and do my make up for Pete's sake! This girl seriously had no desire to make herself attractive I think, or no idea how to... I tried to help but she said I did too much. Hah! wow... she wasn't doing enough!


So I was starting to get annoyed with them. And my boyfriend. He just happened to be the worst answer-er of the phone or text-er backer ever. So he was leaving for basic training the beginning of the upcoming semester, which meant I didn't get to see him anymore. So as winter break came, I was especially clingy! Not in a bad way, I mean we were on break, what could he possibly have to take care of at home? So I would call and he wouldn't answer. And I would text and he wouldn't reply.  And sometimes it would go for days. So this is when shit started to bother me. He could go for days without any communication with me. So on New Years Eve, our first fight went along the lines of: "How can you go days without talking or texting me?" He said I was overreacting, and so he majorly pissed me off. And so I start screaming at him and lecturing him about how that is "Not nice." Like talking to a five year old... so the little shit hangs up on me. I text him if he wanted to continue in a relationship, he better never hang up on me in his life. I turned my phone off, he left me a snotty voice mail that both my parents heard and it was the beginning of a war between us. He was "standing up for himself" saying I was being too controlling, and that I needed to understand he couldn't always be on the phone. So this is where the "who wears the pants in the relationship" battle started.


It kind of subdued as I wasn't around him once school started. I hung out with Sarah a lot, but since Deb was gone, Bug was no longer my roommate or talking to me, I had to branch out in the friends area. New roommates consisted of the Russian who was rude as fuck to me and Pinata the new roommate who is awesome AF and subscribed to my blog! Hi B! (That's right I named you Pinata... just think of the creepy voice.... hahahah <3 glorious!) And so I had to make a new routine for myself because it got really boring without the boyfriend around. He was actually at home this whole time, and for one reason or another, phone calls were short and texts were few... so then he left for basic and it really became kinda lonely. So I did the only reasonable thing I could think of... become friends with his friends, because I missed him. Let Sarah become close with me. Hell I even befriended his parents. It was sucky because it was absolutely NO contact with him. So everyday, I wrote him a letter. Every day I took pictures to send him. I basically sat and waited for him to come back. And that's when I figured I was in love.


Okay guys, I'm exhausted... I'll continue this later I suppose


<3 Till next time...probably tomorrow since I don't have anything to do with my life...